December 2011
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“What? Now I’m not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It’s a few inches from...”
– Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho (via stephachu) (via fyeahyuyuhakusho)
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theeverydaygoth:
quazza:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of...
Fuck Yeah Rooster Teeth: I've had a REVELATION... →
writedrawblog:
… There is an ENTIRE FUCKING COMMUNITY of Rooster Teeth fans on Tumblr? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Why didn’t I get the memo? All of you talk to me, please? No one else I know has any interest (apart from my 11 year old brother, but he doesn’t count..) Count me into that RT…
I didn’t know until recently either.
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey she reblogged my picture and that's when i knew she was dtf
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Cold be heart and hand and bone, cold be travelers...
How did I forget...
That there’s a Metroid style Aliens game?
X-Men First Class
crispyfishsticks:
After five minutes of back and forth during the movie:
Mom: ”IT’S HIM.”
Me: ”No that’s not Magnito, that’s the guy with the Nazis who killed Magnito’s mom.”
Mom: ”Okay well who’s the skinny bitch with the boobs lookit those boobs jeeze”
Me: ”Mom are you gonna watch the movie or talk”
Mom: ”TITS ON A STICK”
I spewed beer on my tablet.
Family movie time = win.
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